Satoshi_the_Rich_Alien

-Satoshi, an alien from the Planet of Rich, crashed on Earth by  accident in 2009, waiting for rescue. His homeland was so fancy that riches flowed like water and work was just for fun. But here on earth, he found himself drooling over something even more magical called “PIZZA.” Satoshi’s pockets were empty of Earthly dough. Ingeniously, he cooked up a digital treasure called Bitcoin from his planet’s tech stash, all to snag a slice of that heavenly pie. Earthlings, bless their hearts, couldn’t wrap their heads around this cosmic currency. It wasn’t until May 22, 2010, that Bitcoin finally bought its first pizza. Poor Satoshi, though, was beamed back up to his plush planet on May 21, missing the pizza party by a whisker. Fast forward 15 years, and Bitcoin’s the big boss in town, turning Earth’s money game upside down. Suddenly, everyone and their dog claimed to be Satoshi. Well, join the club, we are all Satoshis, but between you and me, I’m the real Satoshi. No, I mean really. Buy me a pizza, and I might tell you all about it.

-Numbered pfps (00-99)

-Collection ID: GBI_BI_01

-Link: Magic Eden